My shrink got my neurologist to follow my wish and doubled my dose of gabapentin from 300mg tid to 600mg tid and I'm both thrilled and a bit terrified.

I didn't mind so much cleaning the toilet when I was single but now that I married with kids it is such a nightmare.

There's that zombie 5k coming up and so I need some t-shirt ideas.

THERE ARE ONLY 28 DAYS TIL NANO AND MY OUTLINE IS PATHETIC AND I LACK A STORYBOARD.

"Not now, Cato!" is not a statement, but it is how I feel about my brain right now.

Crippling neurological fault, you are cordially invited to bite my furry green ass, because I have made COOKIES.

MY QUICKEN ACCOUNTS JUST SHIT THE BED AND I'M REALLY FREAKED OUT NOW.

I am about to run a webinar and I'm freaking out, as per usual.

TOMORROW'S PROM AND I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR.

I'm reeeeeeaaaally not looking forward to working the box office at this Alejandro Fernandez concert at our arena because, of the 300+ pre-ordered tickets (a sample of 14,000 seats) I sorted, not a single one of them had an address outside of Mexico and I don't speak Spanish and only 2 or 3 people on staff actually do.